Mission Statement!

The problem is clear: furries are not groovy enough. The other night I was sitting around listening to these witless mockeries of beings called 'furries' talk about SQL or StarCraft or "yoffing" or whatever when I was instantly struck by a bolt of epiphany from HEAVEN! Surprising, since I have ALREADY achieved the Supreme Truth and am recognized as one of the Twelve Enlightened Beings on this planet by the Temple for Neo-Foundational Consciousness in Sedona, Arizona! Anyway, a HOLY angel came to me and said, "The problem with these poor, suffering people is that they just aren't GROOVY enough." To which I replied, "How am I supposed to help you with that? Though one can be 'in a groove,' it is nigh UNPOSSIBLE to instill that groove into an unsuspecting pedant! Even I, the grooviest being in the Omega Sector, could not do that!"